With big international rugby and soccer matches over the next few days we’re guaranteed a lot of the usual nonsense from our TV pundits.
Simply leave a comment below with your favourite quote from Eamon Dunphy, George Hook, Brent Pope (or whoever) from any of the upcoming (or past) sporting events to be in with a chance to win a €100 voucher for PaddyPower.com.
We’ll also allow you to submit comments from people on Twitter for the prize. Use these hash tags to see what people are saying: Ireland v France – #irlfra, Ireland v Australia – #irlaus
The winner will be announced on Monday 30th November after the last rugby international. Entrants must be resident in Republic of Ireland. No cash alternatives.
Here are some of Dunphy’s best bits to whet your appetite:
Simply leave a comment below with your favourite quote to be in with a chance to win. If someone else has already left the same comment, feel free to cog their’s but tell us why you think it is nonsense.

November 15, 2009 at 2:15 pm
“The world is my lobster.”
- Irish international Keith O’Neill looks ahead after injury cuts short his career
November 16, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Brilliant Karen! That made me laugh.
November 17, 2009 at 10:12 am
“Kilbane’s head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.”
- Dunphy on Kevin Kilbane
November 17, 2009 at 8:14 pm
‘I couldn’t settle in Italy – it was like living in a foreign country.’
- Ian Rush
November 18, 2009 at 10:10 pm
A Dunphy classic…
“The overwhelming view of the listeners is that… they are split down the middle.”
November 24, 2009 at 1:00 pm
“The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle.”
–Bob Varsha (Formula 1 Commentator)
November 24, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Great comments there folks. Keep them coming. Closing date is next Monday!!
November 26, 2009 at 11:36 am
“Bill, Hartson is not a 7million pound player….its a disgrace, a shambles! This is the state of football today Bill. I have a clip here of why Hartson is NOT a £7million player….Roll it there Bill! (literally 1 second in to the clip) OKAY, HOLD IT THERE BILL!!! (draws a circle around Hartson’s arse) Bill, that is NOT the arse of a £7million player!”
- Classic Dunphy.
November 26, 2009 at 6:42 pm
“The stopwatch has stopped. It’s up to God and the referee now. The referee is Pat Horan. God is God.”
- Micheal O’ Muircheartaigh
December 1, 2009 at 6:00 pm
WINNER ANNOUNCED
Congrats to Dan who has won the €100 voucher.
Thanks to everyone else for their entries – certainly gave us a bit of a laugh here.
December 13, 2009 at 7:10 pm
I think Dunphy is a frustrated jazz musician