With the recent Government upheaval and news of the impending election there has been a lot of chat about who should be the next Taoiseach and if anyone from our current choice will be any better than their predecessor or indeed will anyone be good enough to lead us out of our current troubles?
One such discussion in No Nonsense HQ led to a bit of jovial banter on “if you could choose anyone in the world (real or fictional) for Taoiseach, who would you choose?” This unsurprisingly resulted in some interesting answers!
So to lift the doom and gloom a bit and for a break from all the nonsense we’re currently listening to in the run up to the election here are some light hearted suggestions from some of our team on who should take the reins from Biffo and why………
Kermit the frog- He’s still less of a Muppet than anyone currently in the Dáil!
Pinocchio- At least we’d know when he’s lying! If he follows in his predecessors footsteps his nose will be record length in no time.
Jedward- In contrast to anyone currently in Government, The more they act the eejit, the more successful they become!!
The Pied Piper- He can rid us of any rats still in politics!
St. Patrick- There might be some snakes in there too.
Arnold Schwarzenegger- He recently finished his term as Gov. of California and would ‘Terminate’ national debt!
Michael O’Leary- He really is No Nonsense and we all need that right now!! Although we may have to print our own voting cards or he’ll charge €40 for a re-print!
So please feel free to add your own nominations to the list we’re happy for you to join in the fun and all suggestions (unless deemed too rude or cruel) are welcome!